Monday, October 13, 2014

Review of Theodore, Musings of a Small Dog

What a Funny Face!


My Review of Theodore, Musings of a Small Dog 
by
Theodore Johnson (yes, himself)

***** (5 out of 5 stars)



With that face, he should be in pictures. And he is, since ‘Theodore, Musings of a Small Dog’ is a picture book. While ‘Theodore’ might be a big name for a small dog, with his irresistible funny face and occasional wise thoughts, it fits. When he tells us, “It is important to choose one’s words carefully before sending them out to the world. They are not as easily retrieved as tennis balls,” it gives cause for reflection.

This is not one of those perfect, glossy, professionally posed coffee table books. Instead, it feels like an impromptu photographic love letter from an enchanting little imp to his good life (without having to admit it). It’s one of those books you want to look through at least once a day; it’ll lower your blood pressure and make you smile.


And the most wonderful thing about little Theodore is that a portion of the proceeds from his book goes to an animal rescue organization.


PS: I note that Amazon lists this book as having 27 pages; not so. I actually counted over 60 on my reading device. So, don't let that deter you; it's a darling little book to soothe the soul.


Friday, October 10, 2014

Celebrating Oktoberfest

This is part of a "Celebration Blog-Hop"

Today, we are celebrating Oktoberfest in our little town.
Of course, it's nothing like "back home," when the beer flowed, the songs reverberated through the square, and the polizei was busy collecting car keys from people too 'happy' to drive. (It was a small village and everybody knew or was related to each other - it also wasn't far to walk - or toddle - home).


Here, in Arkansas, it's quite different. While there is a valiant
effort with hot dogs and pretzels, there is NO BEER. You see,
I live in one of the dry counties.

Instead, we have a cookie sale that benefits our little
Animal Shelter. Something to celebrate, after all.

And now, I have to go collect some kittens from the shelter
to take to the square where they'll romp in a nice big cage.
Hopefully, there will be somebody to adopt the sweet little critters.

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

The Old Seal




Fat-sleeked bodies glisten, fins thrash blackening the water until only the old bull is left on his solitary rock; a deposed king without subjects.
The seals had stayed on this island until the brief summer day relieved the arctic night from its long guard. Here, they had fished the bays without fear of being pierced by storm-driven floes. But on this day, they are to return to the far North to bear the offspring of their new ruler.
The old seal watches until they disappear. For uncounted seasons, he had led his herd unchallenged, reining in the impatient, encouraging the weak, beckoning the disheartened.
He attempts to heave his aching bulk toward the water. His wounds are deep and he longs for the icy spray to numb his pain.
Not since his early years had he been defeated as the herd’s leader. The younger bulls had never before attempted to challenge him. Secretly, patiently, they had waited for them to grow strong; and for him to grow old, and nearsighted, and weak. They attacked in the late morning while the females were sunning. His indignant, angry bellows had echoed over the island, then turned into grunts coarsened by blinding pain. One after the other, the cows had left his side to seek favor with the new ruler who impregnated the still wintry air with heady barks of victory.
A streaming mass of raw burning wounds, the old seal can no longer support himself on his frayed fins. Flat on his fat-rippled belly, he wriggles toward the shore, leaving a trail of darkening blood. He must reach the water before nightfall before frost will sink its murderous teeth into his exposed flesh. Red fog shrouds his sight as he heaves himself toward a drop of jutting rock that lies between him and the water. Over the millennia of their predestined journeys the tumbling herds had chiseled smooth slides toward the ocean. The old seal catches a glimpse of white froth and leaps with habitual faith and his remaining strength toward the savaging edge as razor gravel tears through him. Unconsciousness cloaks his senses.  The incoming tide halted his fall.
Crystals of white spray shudder on his pelt. The faint throb of life still pulses through the old seal’s heart. As the next wave crashes over him it carries him into the sea; he is home.

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(Excerpt from Moments of the Heart)

"In Moments of the Heart, you are in for a strange and wonderful trip, a most interesting read. Many of the individual pieces are quite unique. This is a writer of wide range and strength. Recommended."
Jim Bennett, KBR Review Team member.